Bills Fail to Guard Josh Allen, Leaving Him Vulnerable to More Hits Than a Justin Bieber Roast

From Lombardi Dreams to Nightmarish Sacks: Buffalo Bills' Epic Fail in Protecting Josh Allen

Odds911 Update: June 26, 2023 Las Vegas

The Buffalo Bills are gearing up for what could be their ultimate Super Bowl season in 2023. But hold on to your nachos, because things might not be as smooth as they appear in Bills Mafia land. As we delve into the offseason shenanigans, it seems like the Bills might be in danger of making this season more of a “bust” than a triumph. Let’s break it down like a bone-crushing tackle!

Now, we all know that protecting your quarterback is as crucial as making sure your avocado dip is on point for game day. Unfortunately for the Bills, they haven’t exactly built a Great Wall of Buffalo to shield their prized signal-caller, Josh Allen, from getting demolished by defensive giants. Ouch!

Buffalo’s GM, Brandon Beane, admitted months ago that Allen was taking more hits than a punching bag at a heavyweight bout. But did they do enough to address this concern during the offseason? Well, let’s just say they might have missed the mark, like a wide receiver dropping a game-winning catch.

To bolster their backfield, the Bills decided to bring in Damien Harris, who made a name for himself as a Patriot. Alongside Harris, they also acquired the remaining pieces of Latavius Murray, who’s about as fresh as yesterday’s buffalo wings. These guys are expected to complement James Cook, a rising star in his second year with the team.

Now, Harris did have a breakout year in 2021, but injuries plagued him in 2022, and he had to share the backfield spotlight. But hey, at least he didn’t fumble the ball and had a mere 0.2-yard dip in yards per attempt. However, there are a couple of issues here that the Bills might want to address with their crystal ball.

First, Harris seems to have recurring injury issues, and it’s only been one season as the lead back. Second, let’s talk about Buffalo’s offensive line. Picture this: a bunch of guys trying to block defenders but struggling like a toddler trying to eat spaghetti without making a mess. Yikes!

According to Pro Football Focus, Buffalo’s projected offensive line has a run-blocking grade that barely scrapes by as “below average.” Last year’s unit wasn’t much better, mind you. And get this: their highest-ranked projected starter, tackle Dion Dawkins, has the 105th-highest run-blocking grade in the entire NFL. Can we get a facepalm emoji, please?

So, even if Harris manages to channel his inner superhero and break tackles like a bull in a china shop, it’s highly likely he’ll be on the receiving end of some bone-crunching hits early in the season. Can he handle the pressure? Can he stay healthy enough to save Allen from becoming a human piñata?

To add to the Bills’ worries, their division is becoming a hotbed of offensive talent. Aaron Rodgers with the Jets? Mike McDaniel’s explosive Miami offense? And let’s not forget the Patriots, who finally found an offensive coordinator. The Bills might have to consider investing in some extra bubble wrap for Allen.

So there you have it, folks. As we look ahead to the 2023 season, it seems like the Buffalo Bills might be taking a detour on their road to Super Bowl glory. With a questionable offensive line and a running back who might spend more time on the injury report than on the field, it’s time for the Bills to step up their game. Will they rise to the occasion or crumble like a poorly made chicken wing? Only time will tell!

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